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THEODORE (he/him). An old diary of sorts. Writer & amateur language learner. Voracious reader. I may kick around here again someday.

»It comes to this then: there always have been people like me and always will be, and generally they have been persecuted.« —Maurice, E.M. Forster

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Idioms Part 17

Fri, Jun. 6th, 2025 04:00 pm
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Hello Internet! It’s time for another IDIOMS episode, full of phrases about coins, feet, swans, and swords! Enjoy and be sure to share with a friend!

Transgender Law Center: https://transgenderlawcenter.org/

The Adventure Zone Royale: Episode 1

Thu, Jun. 5th, 2025 11:00 am
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The Trial of Divination

Sixty-four wizards from all across the land face their past, present, and futures to accept the challenge of the Royale and claim the ultimate prize. But only one will emerge victorious – the rest shall meet a different fate.

Royale Theme: “Wizard Disco” by Louie Zong: https://louiezong.bandcamp.com/album/wizard-disco

Transgender Law Center: https://transgenderlawcenter.org/

More Pride and Prejudice

Wed, Jun. 4th, 2025 07:49 pm
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Before going to see Pride and Prejudice* (*sort of) I re-read the book, and wow, it really is an absolute delight of a book, isn't it? I've read it several times, but I feel like I noticed the details much more than I have before this time through and appreciated the structure and character arcs better. I also appreciated just how funny it is—oh, that bit near the end when Elizabeth is fully aware that she's in love with Darcy and is agonising over how he will surely never propose a second time—and then later, when he has proposed and they're all happy but her family are still being embarrassing... It does seem to me, though, that for all I love Austen's writing I just can't quite feel fannish about it. I don't know; I love some of her characters very much (Mr Darcy being probably my second or third fave, after Fanny Price and maybe Anne Elliot), but somehow none of them quite come across as the right kind of weird or messed-up for me to find truly compelling and blorbo-able. It's funny how that sort of thing works. I was also struck by Austen's sentence structure—she uses commas in a way that's definitely not standard or 'correct' now and seems much more typical of grammatically looser-feeling eighteenth-century writing, which is interesting.


And while reading I also took the opportunity to try another adaptation that I'd never seen before, the 1980 TV series (which is on Youtube, albeit in a somewhat unwieldy scene-by-scene format). I really like this one! It's basically faithful to the book; where it adds and changes things the choices are always interesting and feel like they were made from a place of love for and joy in the original—often expanding on something from the book, showing in specific detail things that Austen gives in summary—even if some of them are a bit strange. It feels quieter and more subtle than the more famous adaptations, which I like. Elizabeth Garvie is just perfect as Elizabeth: she gets 'there was a mixture of sweetness and archness in her manner which made it difficult for her to affront anybody' completely, and (er, according to my taste) her looks also get 'the very great pleasure which a pair of fine eyes in the face of a pretty woman can bestow'. David Rintoul's Darcy is very stiff and formal in his manner in a way that's easy to read as autistic, which I approve of on general principles and as an interpretation of Darcy. The adaptation also has an absolutely lovely Jane; a Lydia who is completely her mother's daughter; a Georgiana who suits the character perfectly in her brief appearance; a Mr Bennet whose sharp edges of cruelty are completely not softened. The opening title sequence of each episode pans over a period-style cartoon summary of the episode's events, which is charming. I really liked the house they used for Pemberley, also!

269 - A Story About Me

Sun, Jun. 1st, 2025 04:00 am
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This is a story about me, said the man speaking, and you are pleased because you always wanted to hear a story about me. 

Weather: "House With A Basement" by ⁠Nick Ricks

The voice of Steve Carlsberg is Hal Lublin

Original episode art by ⁠Jessica Hayworth

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Written by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor & Brie Williams

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Unlicensed S3 E3: Pest Control

Fri, May. 23rd, 2025 07:00 am
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Unlicensed, the first fiction show created by Jeffrey and Joseph since Night Vale, returns for a third season. 

Lou Rosen and Molly Hatch are unlicensed private detectives, scraping by on whatever cases they can get from their little office on the fringes of LA County.

Reeling from a devastating betrayal and a major earthquake, this season finds Lou and Molly trying to rebuild their lives and evaluate their futures. But those futures might not be as long as they hope.

Lou and Molly start what appears to be a quiet case: a series of strange home break-ins all involving ex-employees of a defunct Long Beach stereo manufacturer. But this case will quickly bring them up against an opponent more ruthless and resourceful than they've ever faced before. Lou and Molly have always gotten by on their wits, but what to do when facing an enemy who can outmatch them in both wits and violence?

A cat and mouse game through the forgotten regions of Southern California, including a shady direct-to-video movie studio, the unglamorous workers neighborhoods of glamorous Catalina Island, and the distant remote parts of the desert, where help cannot reach you in time.

There will be grave danger. There will be deaths.

But maybe some things matter more than survival.

Listen with a free Audible trial today. 

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Unlicensed S3 E2: Junk Drawer

Tue, May. 20th, 2025 07:00 am
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Unlicensed, the first fiction show created by Jeffrey and Joseph since Night Vale, returns for a third season. 

Lou Rosen and Molly Hatch are unlicensed private detectives, scraping by on whatever cases they can get from their little office on the fringes of LA County.

Reeling from a devastating betrayal and a major earthquake, this season finds Lou and Molly trying to rebuild their lives and evaluate their futures. But those futures might not be as long as they hope.

Lou and Molly start what appears to be a quiet case: a series of strange home break-ins all involving ex-employees of a defunct Long Beach stereo manufacturer. But this case will quickly bring them up against an opponent more ruthless and resourceful than they've ever faced before. Lou and Molly have always gotten by on their wits, but what to do when facing an enemy who can outmatch them in both wits and violence?

A cat and mouse game through the forgotten regions of Southern California, including a shady direct-to-video movie studio, the unglamorous workers neighborhoods of glamorous Catalina Island, and the distant remote parts of the desert, where help cannot reach you in time.

There will be grave danger. There will be deaths.

But maybe some things matter more than survival.

Listen with a free Audible trial today. 

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No, it's not a surreal dream, it's MBMBaM live in Grand Rapids, Michigan! We're taking questions about lawn mowers, arguments about states, blood pacts to Lucifer, rhyming schemes about animals, and the first and only Missed Connections.

Suggested talking points: Old Mean Eating Cereal Experience, Paul the Wall A Stronger Paul, Just the Hat, Fuck Off King, Whippin' Shitties, Ashes to Ashes Dew to Dew, Chilli-Based Scheme

Transgender Law Center: https://transgenderlawcenter.org/

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Posted by John Finnemore



A diagram from a zoology textbook, showing the various ways in which koalas rest. Yes, I suppose I am an eclectic reader, how kind of you to say so.

(a) …I’m sorry, what? This is your ‘basic posture’? When a koala wants a rest - which, let’s remember, is practically always - this is the go-to? It’s a mess, koalas. I’m sorry to be harsh, but pull yourself together. First off, neither of your forepaws are holding on to the tree. One’s tucked clear behind it, and heaven knows what the other’s up to. Granted, both rear paws are hanging on for dear life, but then they would have to be. You’re quadrupeds, koalas. Get it together. 

b) I mean, marginally better, I suppose. At least you’ve got one paw each side. But you look like you’re having an existential crisis. And you’re still not holding the damn tree.

c) What are you looking at? You’re a koala. Whatever it is, there’s nothing you can do about it. It’s a potential prey, then it’s a leaf, it’s not going anywhere. If it’s a potential predator, it’ll eat you if it wants to. Neither flight nor flight are realistic options for you, koalas, you might as well relax. Some practicality points, I suppose, for actually using your front paws for once. But… what exactly is going on with your back half? I’m not even sure what I’m looking at there. To be fair, this might not be your fault so much as your illustrator, who I assume is Smith (1979). You might want to have a word with Smith, Koalas. I’m beginning to suspect they’re not on your side. 

d) Wow. Ok. I mean, obviously it’s ludicrous, but… I can’t deny it’s got flair. This koala is inevitably going to fall out of their tree in the next twenty to forty seconds, but right now they’re on the top of the world looking down on creation, and I haven’t the heart to criticise. Go for it. 

e) Ok, that’s surprisingly intense. This is your normal ground posture, koalas? Really? The ‘furious coffee table’? Well, it’s stable, for once. But I reckon you could take the attitude down three or four notches. Once again, remember what you are. You’re koalas. No-one is going to mistake you for Robert de Niro. 

f) Yes! This! This one! This is sitting, koalas. This is what it looks like. You look stable, you look symmetrical, you look almost half way to being a normal sensible animal. Stick with this one all week long, with perhaps a session of e) for Saturday night, and d) for Sunday morning. 

g) What’s this, koala stealth mode? Are you stalking an antelope? Get up, koalas, you look ridiculous. And what have you done to your ears? 

h) You’re going to roll away, koalas. That’s what’s going to happen here. One breath of wind, and you are quite simply going to roll away.

Pride and Prejudice* (*sort of)

Thu, May. 29th, 2025 05:07 pm
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Well, said I to myself, if I can't see Kidnapped live again I can at least go and see another play by Isobel McArthur...

Pride and Prejudice* (*sort of), McArthur's first big success, made its debut in Glasgow in 2018 and has since enjoyed three tours and a run in the West End; the current tour is nearing its close, but judging by the trajectory so far there may well be future ones. At the end of the play there was a big sign on the stage saying 'IF YOU LIKED IT, TELL SOMEONE', and I am dutifully telling all of you; if you don't want to read the long spoilery review, please read this bit here where I tell you it's very good and you should go and see it if you get a chance. :)

I'm giving you a longing look... )

Sexy Battle Wizards: Live in Raleigh!

Thu, May. 29th, 2025 11:00 am
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Come in, Sexy Battle Wizards! Undead lizards are on a rampage trying to steal all of the sexy out of New New Arcanium City. Can Litch Buchanan, Majesto the Sexiest, and Gandilf use magic, fighting, and sexiness to stop him?

Additional Music in this Episode: '"Apex" by Alexander Nakarada: http://alexandernakarada.bandcamp.com; and "Zombie Rock" and "Boom" by Jason Shaw: https://audionautix.com/.

Center for Reproductive Rights: https://reproductiverights.org/

Sawbones: Sex Chocolate

Tue, May. 27th, 2025 04:00 pm
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It's a Sawbones grab-bag, featuring some pop-sci mythbusting around MSG, a reality check into current events around vaccines, and a fun new questionable product bringing chocolate to the bedroom.

Music: "Medicines" by The Taxpayers https://taxpayers.bandcamp.com/

Center for Reproductive Rights: https://reproductiverights.org/

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Scribbly sketchbook drawings of vacations, children, suitcases, overloaded cars, anthropomorphic bucket and spade, shorts etcALT
Six rough concepts for the cover of the New York Times For Kids summer vacation issue.ALT
Pencil drawing:A large illustration of a family in a car, absurdly overloaded with luggage on the roof and in a trailer, arriving in the countryside from a city that we can see in the distance. We look out at them from a lush green forest filled with children playing, painting, swimming, climbing, reading, camping, exploring, making music and enjoying the wildlife.ALT
Ink Drawing:A large illustration of a family in a car, absurdly overloaded with luggage on the roof and in a trailer, arriving in the countryside from a city that we can see in the distance. We look out at them from a lush green forest filled with children playing, painting, swimming, climbing, reading, camping, exploring, making music and enjoying the wildlife.ALT

Some process pics for my New York Times For kids cover:

  1. Sketchbook doodles
  2. Various rough ideas
  3. Pencil drawing
  4. Ink drawing

MBMBaM 764: Sneak a Pi in that Mobo

Mon, May. 26th, 2025 04:00 pm
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You’ll get the sacred gems if you solve this riddle! One of the brothers always is funny, one of the brothers is always picking locks, and one of the brothers is a pirate cosplayer. Okay, they’re actually dragon-grilled mozzarella sticks, not gems. And we can’t actually guarantee you’ll get them, but you might! Maybe. If the dragon is willing to share.

Suggested talking points: Subcutaneous Garage, More Toon Than Man, Free Giraffe Looks, Carrots on Pizza is an Affront to God, Trucknutz and Gronk

Center for Reproductive Rights: https://reproductiverights.org/

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